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Tucker Carlson Accuses Biden of Lowering Gas Prices
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Jul 11, 2022
Trump Denies Ever Knowing Ketchup
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Jul 5, 2022
Women Declare Themselves Corporations to Force Supreme Court to Grant Them Rights as People
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Jun 29, 2022
Trump Claims Ketchup Would Never Have Hit Wall if Giuliani Had Not Ducked
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Jun 28, 2022
John Eastman Considering Applying to Law School
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Jun 20, 2022
Eric Trump Asks Dad Whether He Can Have Ivanka’s Room Now
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Jun 13, 2022
Biden and Zelensky Reach Agreement to Send Americans’ Four Hundred Million Guns to Ukraine
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Jun 6, 2022
Shaken Greg Abbott Describes Moment of Terror When Beto O’Rourke Talked to Him
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May 27, 2022
Nation’s Doctors Praying for Dr. Oz to Win and Quit Medicine
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May 19, 2022
Twitter in Chaos After the Elon Musk Who Offered to Buy It Turns Out to Be a Bot
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May 16, 2022
Musk Sells Twitter After It Fails to Make Him Interesting
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May 11, 2022
Kavanaugh Asks If Anyone Has Seen Briefcase He Accidentally Left at Bar Last Week
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May 5, 2022
Susan Collins Shocked That Brett Kavanaugh Would Ever Lie to a Woman
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May 4, 2022
Musk Deletes Every Twitter Account but His
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Apr 28, 2022
DeSantis Warns That Math Makes Children Gay
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Apr 18, 2022
Jackson Refuses Kavanaugh’s Invitation to Beer-Pong Initiation Ritual
By Andy Borowitz April 8, 2022 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Brett Kavanaugh is “upset” that the newly confirmed Justice of the ...
Apr 8, 2022
Palin Blasts Wordle for Using Such Long Words
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Apr 6, 2022
Fauci Testifies That Legalizing Marijuana Would Help People Who Have to Listen to Ted Cruz Talk
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Apr 4, 2022
Senate Republicans Punish Susan Collins by Making Her Sit Next to Rand Paul
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Apr 1, 2022
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