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andreasachs1May 12Musk Sells Twitter After It Fails to Make Him InterestingThe Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
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andreasachs1May 5Susan Collins Shocked That Brett Kavanaugh Would Ever Lie to a WomanThe Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
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andreasachs1Apr 1Senate Republicans Punish Susan Collins by Making Her Sit Next to Rand PaulThe Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
andreasachs1Mar 28Ginni Thomas Accuses Critics of Ignoring Her Thirty Years of Service as Supreme Court JusticeThe Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
andreasachs1Mar 24Failure to Rattle Jackson Sends Cruz Fleeing to CancunThe Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
andreasachs1Mar 15Trump Offers to Help Russia File for BankruptcyThe Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
andreasachs1Mar 7Putin Upset to Find Ukrainians Less Obedient Than TrumpThe Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
andreasachs1Feb 28“Don’t Say Gaetz” Law Protects Florida’s Kids from Matt GaetzThe Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
andreasachs1Feb 25Trump Fears Putin Is Too Distracted by Ukraine to Help Him with 2024 CampaignThe Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
andreasachs1Feb 16MyPillow Customer Finds Classified Documents Inside DuvetThe Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
andreasachs1Feb 7Trump Produces Podiatrist’s Letter to Avoid Serving in Russian ArmyThe Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com