Trump Says DeSantis Lacks the Classified Documents Necessary to Be President

Giuliani Praises George Santos: “The G.O.P. Must Pass the Torch to a New Generation of Liars”

Kevin McCarthy Celebrates One Week of Being Barely Tolerated by Colleagues

McCarthy Asks Whatever Joker Hid His Gavel to Give It Back

Kari Lake Flips Out at 7-Eleven After Buying Losing Lottery Ticket

Elon Musk Named Most Exhausting Person of 2022

Declaration of Independence Found in Trump Storage Unit

Trump Calls for Termination of Constitution Except Fifth Amendment

Trump Says He Did Not Know Identity of Dinner Guest, Owing to White Hood

Kari Lake Storms Out of Thanksgiving After Losing Battle for Wishbone

Trump to Try for Historic Third Impeachment

Trump Claims Melania Supported Oz Because She Is Attracted to Men Who Are Unfit to Govern

Elon Musk Begs Bots Not to Quit Twitter

Americans Seething with Envy of U.K. After Malignant Narcissist Opts Not to Run Again

Trump Sends January 6th Committee a Note from His Podiatrist

Tucker Carlson Warns That Alex Jones’s Billion-Dollar Penalty Will Have Chilling Effect on Lying

Herschel Walker Accused of Aborting Thousands of Potentially Complete Sentences

Biden Releases Marijuana Offenders from Prison to Make Room for Trump Administration

Ketanji Brown Jackson Bravely Infiltrates Shadowy Alt-Right Group

Melania Wishes She Could Get Divorced Just by Thinking About It