Unskilled Florida Man Regrets Missing Out on Being Enslaved


- Jul 17
Alito and Thomas Write Opinion Declaring That Yachts Are People

- Jul 3
Americans Shocked by Audiotape Appearing to Prove Trump Capable of Reading

- Jun 26
Kari Lake Declares Herself New Leader of the Wagner Group

- Jun 19
Miami Police Searching for Defendant with 71 Felony Counts Who Skipped Out on Restaurant Check

- Jun 12
Mar-a-Lago Dinner Guests Wondered Why Menus Contained Missile Sites

- Jun 5
Skeptics Question Whether Pence Has More to Offer Than Raw Sexual Magnetism

- May 22
Floridians Demand to Know Where Disney Is Going so They Can Come With

- May 15
Florida Teacher Arrested for Showing Disney Movie Featuring Boy Character with Girl’s Name

- May 8
Ginni Thomas to Be Listed on New York Stock Exchange

- May 2
Tucker Carlson Enters Rehab After Texts Show Him Telling Truth

- Apr 24
Elon Musk Falls Below Clarence Thomas on List of World’s Richest People

- Apr 18
Tucker Carlson Reports That Fox Did Not Settle Dominion Lawsuit

- Apr 17
Fox News Lawyers to Cite Hiring of Kimberly Guilfoyle as Part of Insanity Defense

- Apr 10
Wealthy G.O.P. Donor Paid for Ginni Thomas’s Fur Pelts and Horns

- Apr 4
Panicky Matt Gaetz Stops Payment on Several Checks

- Apr 3
Marjorie Taylor Greene Caught in N.Y.C. Eating Soros-Backed Hebrew National Hot Dog

- Mar 27
Trump Claims Failure to Arrest Him Is Conspiracy to Keep Him from Getting Donations

- Mar 21
Kevin McCarthy Claims Most Americans Pay Porn Stars

- Mar 20
Kevin McCarthy Spotted Doing Yard Work for Marjorie Taylor Greene