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- May 16
Twitter in Chaos After the Elon Musk Who Offered to Buy It Turns Out to Be a Bot
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- May 12
Musk Sells Twitter After It Fails to Make Him Interesting
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- May 6
Kavanaugh Asks If Anyone Has Seen Briefcase He Accidentally Left at Bar Last Week
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- May 5
Susan Collins Shocked That Brett Kavanaugh Would Ever Lie to a Woman
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- Apr 18
DeSantis Warns That Math Makes Children Gay
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- Apr 9
Jackson Refuses Kavanaugh’s Invitation to Beer-Pong Initiation Ritual
By Andy Borowitz April 8, 2022 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Brett Kavanaugh is “upset” that the newly confirmed Justice of the ...
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- Apr 7
Palin Blasts Wordle for Using Such Long Words
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- Apr 4
Fauci Testifies That Legalizing Marijuana Would Help People Who Have to Listen to Ted Cruz Talk
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- Apr 1
Senate Republicans Punish Susan Collins by Making Her Sit Next to Rand Paul
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- Mar 28
Ginni Thomas Accuses Critics of Ignoring Her Thirty Years of Service as Supreme Court Justice
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- Mar 24
Failure to Rattle Jackson Sends Cruz Fleeing to Cancun
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- Mar 15
Trump Offers to Help Russia File for Bankruptcy
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- Mar 7
Putin Upset to Find Ukrainians Less Obedient Than Trump
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- Mar 3
Trump Suggests Putin Just Claim He Won
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- Feb 28
“Don’t Say Gaetz” Law Protects Florida’s Kids from Matt Gaetz
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- Feb 25
Trump Fears Putin Is Too Distracted by Ukraine to Help Him with 2024 Campaign
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- Feb 16
MyPillow Customer Finds Classified Documents Inside Duvet
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- Feb 7
Trump Produces Podiatrist’s Letter to Avoid Serving in Russian Army
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