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- Jul 13
Neighbors See Trump Waiting by Mailbox for Reinstatement Notice
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- Jul 9
Trump Sues Eighty-one Million Voters for Banning Him from White House
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- Jun 30
Out-of-Practice Trump Forgets to Strand Rally Crowd in Parking Lot
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- Jun 23
Mitch McConnell Warns That Voting Bill Would Bring U.S. to Brink of Democracy
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- Jun 16
Biden Torments Trump by Seeing His Ex
By Andy Borowitz June 16, 2021 GENEVA (The Borowitz Report)—President Biden has been tormenting Donald J. Trump by being photographed...
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- Jun 9
Susan Collins Sad That Joe Manchin Has Replaced Her as Most Annoying Senator
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- Jun 8
Putin Says He Has No Intention of Reinstating Trump
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- Jun 2
Greg Abbott Tries to Lure Back Democratic Lawmakers by Offering NPR Tote Bags
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- May 26
As Grand Jury Convenes, Trump Changes Name of His Company to Eric Trump Organization
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- May 25
Republicans Claim January 6th Rioters Were Middle Schoolers on Field Trip
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- May 19
Trump Claims Arizona Audit Uncovered Widespread Math
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- May 12
G.O.P. Claims Biden Is Artificially Inflating Job-Approval Rating By Displaying Competence
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- May 3
Thousands of Presidential Fact Checkers Laid Off in Biden’s First Hundred Days
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- Apr 28
Trump Blasts Biden for Firing Almost No One in First Hundred Days
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- Apr 21
Republicans Blame Biden for Making Millions of Americans’ Arms Hurt
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- Apr 15
Biden Tells Putin He Must Return His Oval Office Keys
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- Apr 7
Rand Paul Claims Biden’s Infrastructure Plan Infringes on Bridges’ Right to Crumble
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- Apr 1
Georgia Governor Declares Water a Gateway Drug That Leads to Voting
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- Mar 25
Tucker Carlson Accuses Biden of Faking Mental Sharpness for More Than an Hour
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