By Andy Borowitz | The New Yorker
April 6, 2023
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Fresh controversy swirled around Ginni Thomas as reports emerged that a Republican megadonor paid for her fur pelts and horns.
According to the reports, Thomas also accepted a set of red, white, and blue face paints from the same donor.
A combative Thomas told reporters that the fur pelts and horns she received were not luxury items but were derived from budget-priced rabbit and bison.
She said that she would “not let this latest tempest in a teapot interfere with all the good work I am doing on the United States Supreme Court.”
Her husband, Clarence Thomas, had no comment.
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.