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Hannity Sent Texts Warning Trump That Capitol Riot Was Helping CNN’s Ratings
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Dec 15, 2021


Chris Wallace Ecstatic About Never Riding Elevator with Tucker Carlson Again
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Dec 13, 2021


Dr. Oz Hopes to Replace Rand Paul as Biggest Quack in Senate
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Dec 6, 2021


Powerful Variant of Stupidity Identified in Texas
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Nov 29, 2021


Fauci Urges Americans to Use COVID as Excuse to Skip Thanksgiving with Horrible Relatives
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Nov 22, 2021


Bannon Arrested for Contempt of Soap
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Nov 15, 2021


Kayleigh McEnany Tells January 6th Panel She Never Worked at White House
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Nov 10, 2021


Oscar the Grouch Cuts Ties with Ted Cruz
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Nov 8, 2021


Republicans Name Joe Manchin Employee of the Month
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Nov 3, 2021


Mark Zuckerberg Changes Name to Mother Teresa
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Nov 2, 2021


Trump Tells January 6th Panel He Has Diplomatic Immunity as Russian Official
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Oct 27, 2021


Bannon Caught Fleeing U.S. Disguised as Man Who Recently Took Shower
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Oct 25, 2021


El Chapo Refuses to Share a Prison Cell with Steve Bannon
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Oct 20, 2021


Trump to Skip 2024 Campaign and Go Straight to Claiming He Won
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Oct 13, 2021


Texas Temporarily Forced to Recognize Women as Humans
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Oct 11, 2021


Trump Claims He Fell Off Forbes’s Richest List Because They Failed to Count Rubles
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Oct 6, 2021


Facebook Apologizes for January 6th: “We Put the Lives of Politicians We Own at Risk”
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Oct 4, 2021


Trump Claims He Won German Election
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Sep 27, 2021


Trump Files Lawsuit After Finishing New York Times Story He Started in 2018
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Sep 22, 2021


Larry Elder Claims Widespread Evidence of Him Losing
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Sep 20, 2021
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