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Trump Claims Arizona Audit Uncovered Widespread Math
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May 19, 2021
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G.O.P. Claims Biden Is Artificially Inflating Job-Approval Rating By Displaying Competence
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May 12, 2021
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Thousands of Presidential Fact Checkers Laid Off in Biden’s First Hundred Days
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May 3, 2021
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Trump Blasts Biden for Firing Almost No One in First Hundred Days
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Apr 27, 2021
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Republicans Blame Biden for Making Millions of Americans’ Arms Hurt
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Apr 20, 2021
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Biden Tells Putin He Must Return His Oval Office Keys
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Apr 15, 2021
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Rand Paul Claims Biden’s Infrastructure Plan Infringes on Bridges’ Right to Crumble
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Apr 6, 2021
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Georgia Governor Declares Water a Gateway Drug That Leads to Voting
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Mar 31, 2021
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Tucker Carlson Accuses Biden of Faking Mental Sharpness for More Than an Hour
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Mar 25, 2021
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Coronavirus Thanks Ron DeSantis for Making It Feel So Welcome at Spring Break
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Mar 22, 2021
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Obama Persuades Republicans to Take Vaccine by Urging Them Not To
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Mar 16, 2021
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Ted Cruz Accuses Democrats of Trying to Cancel Poverty
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Mar 15, 2021
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Kevin McCarthy Blasts Relief Package for Failing to Address Dr. Seuss Crisis
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Mar 10, 2021
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Josh Hawley Seeks to Overturn Results of CPAC Straw Poll
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Mar 2, 2021
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Trump Regrets Not Naming Ivanka, Eric, and Don, Jr., to Supreme Court
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Feb 22, 2021
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Madison Fears He Made Constitution’s Impeachment Clause Too Hard for Idiots to Grasp
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Feb 15, 2021
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Marco Rubio Says He Got His Highest Candy Crush Score During Impeachment
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Feb 11, 2021
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Blames Blizzard on Jewish Space Snow Machines
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Feb 4, 2021
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Making Americans Nostalgic for Wisdom of Sarah Palin
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Jan 28, 2021
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Liberals Traumatized by Agreeing with Mitch McConnell
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Jan 19, 2021
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