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Obama Renews Lease Inside Trump’s Head
The Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
Aug 20, 2020
Trump Accuses Kamala Harris of Maliciously Speaking in Complete Sentences
The Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
Aug 13, 2020
Trump Considering Replacing Pence with Confederate Statue
The Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
Aug 6, 2020
Trump Accuses Fauci of Using Fifty Years of Experience as Doctor to Win People’s Trust
The Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
Jul 30, 2020
Trump Replaces Mary Trump with Kayleigh McEnany as Niece
The Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
Jul 23, 2020
Trump Claims Biden Could Never Have a Pandemic As Big As His
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Jul 16, 2020
Americans Overwhelmingly Favor Sending Trump Back to School in Fall
The Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
Jul 9, 2020
Trump May Not Have Read Brief Because He Holds Reading Material Upside Down
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Jul 2, 2020
Giuliani No Longer Worst Lawyer in Country
The Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
Jun 25, 2020
Trump Proposes Overruling Supreme Court by Creating Supremer Court
The Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
Jun 18, 2020
Trump Blasts Milley: “This Is Not the Military I Avoided Serving In”
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Jun 11, 2020
Putin Rejects Trump’s Request for Ten Thousand Russian Troops to Guard White House
The Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
Jun 4, 2020
Trump Demands That Republican Convention Move from North Carolina to Moscow
The Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
May 28, 2020
New Test Indicates Hydroxychloroquine Causes Delusions
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May 21, 2020
Rand Paul Says Secret to Social Distancing Is Making Everyone Despise You
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May 14, 2020
Unskilled American Somehow Still Employed
The Borowitz Report from NewYorker.com
May 8, 2020
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