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Trump Calls Bush Ungrateful: “I Kept Him from Being the Worst President in History”
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Sep 14, 2021


Fox News Accuses Biden of Using Federal Government to Improve Country
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Sep 13, 2021


Texas Republicans Back Statewide Dress Code for Women
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Sep 8, 2021


Aug 30, 2021


F.D.A. Withdraws Approval from “Whatever Drug Rand Paul Is On”
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Aug 23, 2021


Fauci Says It Is Safe to Watch YouTube Now That Rand Paul Has Been Suspended
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Aug 16, 2021


DeSantis Blasts Other Forty-nine States for Making Florida Look Bad
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Aug 9, 2021


New York State Weighs Ban on Male Governors
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Aug 4, 2021


Millions Scammed Into Sending Money to Person Claiming He Was Elected President in 2020
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Aug 2, 2021


Nation Shocked by Existence of Trump Adviser Not Already Arrested
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Jul 21, 2021


Neighbors See Trump Waiting by Mailbox for Reinstatement Notice
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Jul 12, 2021


Trump Sues Eighty-one Million Voters for Banning Him from White House
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Jul 8, 2021


Out-of-Practice Trump Forgets to Strand Rally Crowd in Parking Lot
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Jun 30, 2021


Mitch McConnell Warns That Voting Bill Would Bring U.S. to Brink of Democracy
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Jun 23, 2021


Biden Torments Trump by Seeing His Ex
By Andy Borowitz June 16, 2021 GENEVA (The Borowitz Report)—President Biden has been tormenting Donald J. Trump by being photographed...
Jun 16, 2021


Susan Collins Sad That Joe Manchin Has Replaced Her as Most Annoying Senator
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Jun 9, 2021


Putin Says He Has No Intention of Reinstating Trump
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Jun 7, 2021


Greg Abbott Tries to Lure Back Democratic Lawmakers by Offering NPR Tote Bags
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Jun 1, 2021


As Grand Jury Convenes, Trump Changes Name of His Company to Eric Trump Organization
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May 26, 2021


Republicans Claim January 6th Rioters Were Middle Schoolers on Field Trip
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May 24, 2021
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