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Ginni Thomas Accuses Critics of Ignoring Her Thirty Years of Service as Supreme Court Justice
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Mar 28, 2022


Failure to Rattle Jackson Sends Cruz Fleeing to Cancun
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Mar 23, 2022


Trump Offers to Help Russia File for Bankruptcy
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Mar 14, 2022


Putin Upset to Find Ukrainians Less Obedient Than Trump
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Mar 7, 2022


Trump Suggests Putin Just Claim He Won
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Mar 2, 2022


“Don’t Say Gaetz” Law Protects Florida’s Kids from Matt Gaetz
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Feb 28, 2022


Trump Fears Putin Is Too Distracted by Ukraine to Help Him with 2024 Campaign
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Feb 24, 2022


MyPillow Customer Finds Classified Documents Inside Duvet
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Feb 15, 2022


Trump Produces Podiatrist’s Letter to Avoid Serving in Russian Army
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Feb 7, 2022


Putin Says He Deserves Ukraine as Consolation for Losing White House
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Feb 4, 2022


Trump’s Claim of Winning Presidency Twice Disqualifies Him from Running Again, Experts Say
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Jan 31, 2022


Millions Bummed that It Wasn’t Clarence Thomas
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Jan 26, 2022


Hillary Clinton Helpfully Suggests that Republicans Look at Trump’s E-mails
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Jan 24, 2022


DeSantis Betting That Republicans Want a Stupider Version of Trump
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Jan 19, 2022


Trump Calls NPR the Worst TV Network in America
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Jan 17, 2022


Fauci Defends Calling G.O.P. Senator a Moron: “I’m Just Following the Science”
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Jan 12, 2022


Americans Hope That Jim Jordan’s Refusal to Talk Becomes a Trend
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Jan 10, 2022


Ivanka Trump Reportedly Begged Putin to Order Her Dad to Stop Capitol Attack
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Jan 5, 2022


Rand Paul Vows to Fill Misinformation Void Caused by Twitter’s Ban of Marjorie Taylor Greene
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Jan 3, 2022


Nation Shocked That Jim Jordan Is Capable of Writing a Text
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Dec 20, 2021
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