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Tucker Carlson Accuses Biden of Faking Mental Sharpness for More Than an Hour

By Andy Borowitz

March 25, 2021


Photograph by Chip Somodevilla / Getty
Photograph by Chip Somodevilla / Getty

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “scandal bigger than Watergate,” the Fox News host Tucker Carlson accused President Biden of “thoroughly faking mental sharpness” for more than an hour during his press conference on Thursday.


“Doing everything he could to give the appearance of mental acuity, he answered questions in detail, stayed on point, and uttered suspiciously complete sentences,” Carlson alleged. “I’ve seen some shameless stunts in my time, but this one takes the cake.”


Carlson said that Biden’s “desperate charade” extended to “accomplishing concrete things to make himself seem competent.”


“When he said that he would double the number of vaccinations in his first hundred days, my jaw dropped,” he said. “President Trump would never have tried to pull something like that.”




Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.

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