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Trump Replaces Asshole with Alternate Asshole

  • Jan 30
  • 1 min read

By Andy Borowitz 

January 27, 2026


Tom Homan (R) said he would assume Greg Bovino’s post but not his helmet. (Scott Olson and Win McNamee/Getty Images)
Tom Homan (R) said he would assume Greg Bovino’s post but not his helmet. (Scott Olson and Win McNamee/Getty Images)

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Taking decisive action to stem a spiraling crisis, on Tuesday the White House replaced an asshole with a different asshole.


Stephen Miller, widely regarded as the senior asshole in the Trump administration, masterminded the sociopath substitution, White House sources said.


Minutes after the decision was made to swap psychos, Miller assembled an array of qualified miscreants in the White House Situation Room, including Kristi Noem, Pete Hegseth, Pam Bondi, Karoline Leavitt, and Marco Rubio.


“Anyone who thinks this administration is going to run out of assholes any time soon better think again,” Miller told reporters. “We have a very deep bench.”

1 Comment

Guest
Feb 01

And so they do have a deep bench of misfits led by a misfit. And how do we get rid of them, VOTE and have the Dems get some balls to challenge this crazy before all is lost.--J.T.


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