Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him

By Andy Borowitz 

November 12, 2025

Trump struggles to be heard over the boos while an unidentified inebriated man looks on. (Photo by Greg Fiume/Getty Images)

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that tests the limits of presidential power, on Wednesday Donald J. Trump ordered ICE agents to arrest the 67,000 football fans who booed him at Sunday’s Washington Commanders game.

“This should never be allowed to happen in this country,” Trump said, adding that the booing fans “were paid by Soros.”

Justifying his use of immigration agents, Trump accused all those who booed him of being in a Venezuelan drug cartel.

Elaborating on his claim, Trump said, “Despite our successful air strikes off the coast of Venezuela, somehow 67,000 of these criminals got through.”