Trump Furious After JD Vance Covers Him with a Sheet
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By Andy Borowitz
May 12, 2026
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—An awkward scene unfolded at Tuesday’s Cabinet meeting after JD Vance covered a seemingly unresponsive Donald J. Trump with a sheet.
His eyes closed and head slumped forward, Trump had been motionless for over seven minutes before Vance gently shrouded him.
“We have lost a great president and a great American,” said Vance, speaking to his colleagues from prepared remarks. “No one can hope to fill his Florsheims, but from this day forward I will strive to—”
“Get away from me!” Trump bellowed as he threw off the sheet. “You’re the bastard who killed the Pope!”
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