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Trump Claims Biden Could Never Have a Pandemic As Big As His

By Andy Borowitz

July 15, 2020


Photograph by Jim Watson / AFP / Getty

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Trying out a new line of attack against the former Vice-President, Donald Trump said on Wednesday that Joe Biden could never have a pandemic as big as his.


“Biden was Vice-President for eight years and had all the time in the world to have a pandemic,” Trump said. “Where was his pandemic?”


By contrast, Trump asserted, “In just a few months, I’ve built the biggest pandemic this country has seen in a hundred years.”


“People are going to be talking about my pandemic for generations to come,” Trump said. “What did Biden ever have? Swine flu? What a joke.”


Trump said that Biden’s failure to have “any pandemic worth writing home about” makes him a “terrible choice” to be President.


“I’ve worked hard and built an amazing pandemic, but if Biden gets in, all that goes away,” he warned.





Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.

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