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Kayleigh McEnany Tells January 6th Panel She Never Worked at White House

November 10, 2021

Photograph by Kevin Dietsch / UPI / Bloomberg / Getty
Photograph by Kevin Dietsch / UPI / Bloomberg / Getty

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Kayleigh McEnany has rebuffed the subpoena from the House select committee investigating the January 6th attack, on the ground that she never worked at the White House.

In a brusque statement, McEnany claimed that “there is only one word for anyone who suggests I was ever a White House employee: liar.”

McEnany asserted that, contrary to the allegation of the congressional committee, “For the past five years, I have been assistant manager of an Enterprise Rent-a-Car branch in Las Vegas.”

Having established that she was not in Washington on January 6th, she pointed the finger at several people who were. “The members of the January 6th committee have a lot of explaining to do,” she said.

Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.



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